My top three injuries this year

yes... i do feel like i killed the blog.

so let us start anew:

My top three injuries this year!

#3 - went bowling earlier this month (for just the 6th time in my life) and apparently had a few beers to boot. picked a large size bowling ball (size 15) and threw it down the lane, knocked down four pins. Went back to the ball rack to pick the ball up and try my spare... but it wasn't there... so i spun other bowling balls around to see if they would fit my fingers. as i did, the ball i just threw shot out of the ball-return-machine-thingy and smashes into the end digit of my pinky finger on my left hand. yes... it hurt. three-quarters of the nail are still purple.

(side-note: had to keep calling everything "bowling balls" because if i just said "balls" reading it over, it would make me giggle)

#2 - HOBO SPIDER BITE FROM HELL! last month (october) somewhere... somehow.... i was bitten by a spider on the inside of my thigh. so thankful i wear briefs instead of boxers cause who knows what would have happened! anyways, leg swells, hurts to walk, then hemmorages and forms a bloodblister, which pops and leaves a whole in my leg that i could stick my finger into... the scab finally fell off yesterday... and now the skin around the bite is remarkably smooth since all the dead skin from the bite removed all the hair. anyways... google-image "hobo spider bite" and you'll see what it looked like... which also scares me... because after all... when was i bit? in bed? while leading ghost walks? was it in my locker and made home in my costume pants? *shudder*

#1 - SALIVARY CALCULI!!!!.... never in my life have i experienced such continuous pain than when i had my left salivary gland blocked by a buildup of calcium. who would have thought that something that small would hurt me more than the time i blew my knee. i don't even wish this to happen to my worst enemies. brought tears to my eyes.

so there you have it... i'mma try to write more often now.