Everybody get down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... and stay down.

Introducing the hottest new night club to hit Vancouver, from the famous chain that has attracted celebrities throughout North America...

The PaddyWagon!!!!!!!!

That's right, and the stars agree

24/7, No guest lists, no line ups.. the staff just picks you out of the crowd.

featuring a studio atmosphere with exciting gray walls and blue and red lights with a stainless steel toilet in the corner.

and playing whatever music is on the radio, with a state of the art sound system mounted on the shoulders of all staff.

no worries about the ride home either... at the PaddyWagon, you can stay the night!

And as an added bonus for the opening, get free wristbands when you enter and a photoshoot of your profile to boot, so dress sexxxy ladies!!!!!!!!!!! and join in the lastest dance sensation... with your hands behind your back while you repeatedly head-butt the door!