Scientists in England claim to have found the earliest recorded male of any species.

At just two-tenths of an inch long, they hail this tiny crustacean to be around 425 million years old. Now of course all these new finds have to be named scientifically in the Latin form, so they decided to call this species "Colymbosathon ecplecticos."

When translated into modern english, it simply means "SWIMMER WITH A LARGE PENIS!"

Yet another example of how to have fun while at work.