So my brother Shaun is infactuated will the Bell Mobility Girls who sell the cell phones at future shop where he works

so much in fact, that he wrote them a song:

sing it to the tune of the beach boys "wish they all could be california girls"

The Bell Girl Song

Well Telus girls are hip
I really dig those phones they sell
And the Fido girls with the rates they flog
Tempting – but no thanks ma’am!

The Roger’s phone providers
Yeah I guess they are alright
But the Bell Mobile girls with the way they talk
They’ve always got you right in mind

I wish they all could be Bell Mobile
I wish they all could be Bell Mobile
I wish they all could be Bell Mobile girls

The Bell girls have the best smiles
Oh them girls are really swell
I dig their leather cases and their car adapters
Make my cell phone more worthwhile

I wish I had a bell girls digits
There in my mobile phone
Yeah cause then I’d call her
I’d wine her and dine her
I’d take her to my fav-or-ite bistro!
(“That’s White Spot”)

I wish they all could be Bell Mobile
I wish they all could be Bell Mobile
I wish they all could be Bell Mobile girls

I wish they all could be Bell Mobile
(Bell, Bell, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Bell Mobile
(Bell, Bell, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Bell Mobile
(Bell, Bell, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Bell Mobile
(Bell, Bell, girls yeah I dig the)

-by Shaun