Forget about Justin exposing Janet's breast at the end of the halftime show.

What I found amusing was the marching band at the beginning.
I saw it as the National Football League's way of telling the audience of over 100 million people, "We couldn't get Outkast!"

I would have rather watched an NFL quarterback challenge sponsored by Nike during the halftime, then a musically laced star studded show brought to you by MTV.

While watching it though, I came to some conclusions:

- I am no longer attracted to Janet Jackson because she freakishly reminds me too much of her brother.

- Will someone please buy Justin Timberlake a suit so he can return the outfit he won during a bumfights.com video.

- Jessica Simpson confirmed the fact that she is a moron, with the halftime show trusting her with just 4 words, "get up and party."

- Who else would soup-up a golf cart with 20" rims but Nelly and the St. Lunatics.

- P. Diddy appeared to be the only sensible one during the whole show (and that's sad)

- And finally, Kid Rock is a cheap Bastard. Apparently he couldn't afford a Patriots Jersey so he decided to cut a hole in the centre of an American flag and wear it like a poncho.

But then again, it all makes me proud to be Canadian.