Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Imagine that....

Sailors just off the coast of Turkey last week, found an injured seagull on their vessel.

Upon closer inspection, they noticed that one of the bird's legs was severely damaged and suffering from gangrene. Not wanting to kill the bird, the sailors decided to do the best thing possible.

Possibly having a niche for pirates with peg-legs, the sailors amputated the leg and replaced it with the arm of a barbie doll.

Reports now state that the seagull is alive and well and constantly flys close to the vessel and even eats morsels of food from the hands of the humane sailors that saved its life.

My only question is, "just what on earth were these sailors doing with a barbie doll in the first place?"

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