Tuesday, March 28, 2006

for what it's worth

Chris: Holla

Amn: Hollahollaholla

Chris: Hey, you remember back in kindergarten?

Amn: somewhat

Chris: Remember Craig? he used to live in my complex.

Amn: The fast white kid?

Chris: ya, he's in the olympics

Amn: whah????

Chris: ya, my dad saw him figureskating (http://marcouxbuntin.skatingspirit.com/)

Amn: wow, i didn't know he was gay

Chris: haha, ya, my dad said the same thing

*******

Amn: KB!

Kevin: yo

Amn: waddup?

Kevin: chill

Amn: hey, you remember kindergarten?

Kevin: don't even remember last weekend

Amn: well do you remember craig buntin?

Kevin: the fast white kid?

Amn: ya, he's in the olympics

Kevin: get out, really?

Amn: ya, check it out http://marcouxbuntin.skatingspirit.com/

Kevin: wow, i didn't know he was gay

Amn: nutso!

I just hate it...

when i step into my bathtub each morning and turn on the faucet to adjust the temperature of the water and make it just right. So then for 20 seconds my feet can grow accustomed to this nice hot feeling. Right then i turn the lever to switch on the shower, each morning forgetting that the piping connecting the showerhead to the faucet is full of a little stream of water left from the previous shower which is ice-cold by now.

And when that cold wall hits me i panic.

Causing me to either dive out of the tub, taking the shower curtains with me, or falling flat on my naked ass, onto the porcelain floor below.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Daler Mehndi is my hero!





There are so many things I could say about Daler Mehndi. Began his career as a taxi driver (who would have thought) and now lives a lavish lifestyle in India. How did he do it you ask?

I have come up with two conclusions:
#1 - He's sold millions of cd's around the world (north america included) with hit songs that have no meaning whatsoever.
examples:
- Na na na na na re na re na re
- Tunak Tunak Tun
- Ta ra ra ra

People, these sounds he uses in his choruses are not words at all. Even brown people are listening to this and going "whah?"

And I'm not saying they're classy sound like jazz, this is pure punjabi pop totally bashed (not that it was any good before)

#2 - Aside from Paul Newman, can anyone do a "gun pose" better than this bastard?

Monday, March 06, 2006

Another Reason Why I Don't Take The Academy Awards Seriously

The Three 6 Mafia


Owns more Oscars

Than Martin Scorsese

As Jon Stewart said, "Life has gotten a little easier for a pimp."

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Wait a minute....

Have a read:
A sightless advocate for the blind claims he was roughed up and verbally abused by two SkyTrain police officers.
"I'd like them to be fired," said 54-year-old William Conway of Sechelt. "I'd like to see an assault charge. I don't think they have the right to do this. This should never happen to another blind person ever, ever again."
Conway, who has been blind since he was eight, has filed a formal complaint with the Office of the Police Complaints Commissioner.
"Right now, the New Westminster police department is doing an investigation at the request of [Greater Vancouver Transportation Authority Police Service]," confirmed transit police Staff-Sgt. Al McGregor. The New West department investigates internal matters concerning transit police.
McGregor said the two officers allegedly involved are still on the job, but he declined to comment directly on their experience levels or any other element of the incident.
Conway said the officers threatened to force him off the train on the night of Feb. 22 if he didn't prove to them his guide dog, six-year-old German shepherd Doctor M.C., was allowed on transit. He further alleges the officers never identified themselves.
Guide dogs are allowed on SkyTrain, said TransLink spokesman Ken Hardie, but they have to be properly accredited.
Conway's dog is accredited by Seeing Eye Incorporated out of Morristown N.J., a training facility officially recognized by the B.C. government since 1974.
Conway said he showed his blind person's bus pass at the officer's request then left the train voluntarily at Joyce Station, his dog's harness firmly in hand.
He said the officers again demanded he prove the dog was a working animal. Conway insisted the officers identify themselves and wondered aloud how they could mistake the animal as anything but a seeing-eye dog.
Conway said the police threatened to handcuff him and take Doctor M.C. to the pound unless he left immediately.
Conway claims the officers continued to harangue him as he made his way down the station stairs with Doctor M.C. leading the way. Angry, Conway says he turned and swore.
"After taking two steps down the stairs, my right arm, which was free, was yanked backwards -- a person grabbed my right wrist and physically bent it backwards to cause undue pain and attempt to break it," he alleged in the complaint to the OPCC.
"At the same time, I was put in a choke hold with an arm around my neck to cut off the air supply . . . Then a huge hand went over my mouth and nose to prevent my breathing," the complaint said.
Conway said he then fell and woke up with the dog licking his face. He suffered a large gash on his leg. He was not ticketed.
Bonnie Nelson of the Canadian National Institute for the Blind said guide dogs are free to go anywhere with their master.
"It doesn't have to have a sign saying 'I am a guide dog,' " she said.
While Conway's allegations are out of the ordinary, the CNIB routinely hears from members about problems convincing transit staff that their special passes and ID cards are valid, she said.
McGregor said all transit police are trained to the same level as any other municipal police force.
Conway has been a board member of the B.C. Coalition of People with Disabilities for 11 years. He is also vice-president of the Sunshine Coast White Cane Club and has raised nearly $5,000 for Canine Vision Canada in Ontario.
He is well-known on the Sunshine Coast, where he sells hand-woven cane chairs at farmer's markets.
Now before we jump to conclusions, just have a couple of questions:
were there witnesses or any video evidence?
if not, how could he have been so sure that these guys were actual transit cops??
i mean... HE CAN'T SEE FOR PETE'S SAKE,
for all we know it could have been a couple of jerks pulling off a tasteless prank

Friday, March 03, 2006

Woe is We

So the men's national hockey team disgraced us by not winning the gold, but showed up playing half-assed instead.

On the same day, Cindy Klassen won her 5th medal of the games, something no one has ever done before.

What disgusts me, is that i was more sad about the hockey loss than i was happy about ms. klassen.

The following day, all the headlines were about the disappointment with team canada, rather than the jubilation that should have been. This lady won more than 20% of our nations medals in those games.

Sadly, had Cindy been American, they would have turned her into a national hero and paraded her through her hometown and then sent her to disneyland.

So on behalf of myself... i'm sorry Cindy Klassen. I will forever look back at this year's olympics and remember your feat, rather than sulk and think about our NHL losers.

Who's with me?

Your Tax Dollars At Work

Received my new, custom-made, logging shoes at work this morning.

Only cost YOU GUYS $383.

Working for the government is like being a fan of Jarkko Ruutu. Everyone hates him unless he's on their team.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

What I listen to when no one else is in the car

-Bollywood Movie Tunes
-The greasiest bhangra music you can find
-Sara McLachlan
-Sheryl Crowe
-Van Morrison
-Earth Wind and Fire
-Alanis Morisette
-Jewel

The first step is admitting.