The Kwyjibo Classic
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Thursday, August 31, 2006
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Things overheard....
At one of the many "magic-bra" stands at the richmond night market:
"Remember how big my boobs were at the Christmas party?"
A mom talking to her 4 year old at Fort Langley:
"Just because it fits doesn't mean you should put it there!"
Thinking of ideas for a stag scavenger hunt:
"Let's play twister with a homeless guy!"
Saturday, August 05, 2006
THAT'S IT!!!!
Ever since i first saw this up-and-coming singer, Rihanna, on the tube. I didn't really find her attractive. Yet i was perplexed to why. Since a majority of people i know easily labelled her as hot.
Then one day, while sitting in a movie theatre waiting for the film to begin, Heather and I began to talk about it. A guy in the row in front of us turned around and clearly stated "Rihanna is not attractive because her forehead is too big"
"by Jove," i said, "That guy's right!"
but there was something more to it. Just couldn't put my finger on it.... until now:
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, August 04, 2006
2:16 am
can't fall asleep
insomnia?
or the fact that i saw a spider in my bedroom, and when i grabbed a tissue and looked back at the wall it mysteriously disappeared.
it's in there.....
somewhere.
doused the whole room with about a half a can of Raid. Gotta let it simmer for a few minutes before i get my ass back in there
i'm a grown man damnit!
Thursday, August 03, 2006
I bet that you look good on the dance floor
It has happened
I am now a listener of CFOX rather than Rock 101
Don't know exactly when it happened, but it has.
Probably since CFOX started to play some classic rock music as well. Like Led Zeppelin and AC/DC.
Rock 101 is playing too much of the cheesy rock these days. by that i mean '80's rock.
99.3 is the way for me now i guess