Isn't it weird how the only thing you want to do after getting out of the pouring rain is immediately take a shower?

Have you ever noticed that your parents get angier not when you're wrong, but when you're right and they know it?

Do you have trouble coming to grips with the fact that stale cookies still taste good? Do you have a moral dilemma over the fact that they still taste great, but you know you shouldn't be eating them because they're stale?

Have you ever noticed that all Asians don't actually look the same, but all retards do?

Now, does that mean all retarded asians look the same?

Isn't it ironic how the people who are always arguing over racism are usually racists themselves?

Isn't it silly how when somebody else trips and falls it's funny but when you do it it's just plain and simple embarassing?

Have you ever noticed that the beat to DMX's "Party Up" fits perfectly with the vocals for Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady"? Isn't that crazy?

Isn't it weird how my janitor in grade school used to lecture me on the benefits of education when he was hardly the pinnacle of scholastic achievement?

Have you ever noticed that the Hilton sisters were celebrities without actually doing anything? I'm talking about before that whole sex tape thing.

Isn't it strange how the people who are prolife are also very often advocates of the death penalty? Life or death, bitches, make up your minds.

Isn't it kind of funny how the kids with the worst cases of ADD and ADHD are the same ones whose parents are never home? I wonder if they're related.

Isn't it absurd how if I take a shit on the sidewalk I go to jail but if I take a shit on the sidewalk and put it in a museum I get acclaimed as a genius artist?

Have you ever noticed that it always rains the day after you get your car washed?

Isn't it weird how the students who speak Spanish fluently in their homes are always the ones who do worst in Spanish class?

Do you ever find that after sleeping too much the only thing you want to do is take a nap?

Yep. Me too.