On the way to prison...

Three convicts were in the back of a bus escorting them to prison for lengthy stays. The prison warden had allowed them all to bring just one item with them.

The first convict presented his belonging; a box of cigarettes. He said, "this box of cigarettes can be used as money in prison. with it, i can buy whatever i need during my stay. i can use it to purchase items from other inmates, for my own pleasure, and to boost my rank in the cells!"

The second convict then showed his item; a deck of cards. He stated, "this here deck of cards will go further than your cigarettes. i used to be a blackjack dealer back in the day and i can use this deck of cards to gamble my way to riches during my stay. with it, i could get more cigarettes than you, and have people owe me money!"

Then the third convict presented his cherished item; a box of tampons. "TAMPONS!!??!!!" yelled the other two. "Just what the hell are you gonna do with those?"

To which the third convict replied, "I can use these to do more than you ever dreamed of with just cigarettes and a deck of cards!!!! It even says so on the box!! See.... i can go swimming, golfing, dancing....."