Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Did they really mean to?

Hmmm...
This had me thinking???

You've all seen it before... the "promotional" changes the some products make for themselves but only for a "limited time".

For instance, Oreo cookies with the fudge cream instead of the vanilla. Did they really mean to? Or was there some dumbass working in the factory that day, on location due to his work experience from high school, and he just put the cream from the Fudgee-o in there by accident?

And what about the Pepsi with a hint of lime? Bet you another slickster put the 7Up syrup in the mixer by mistake as well.

Same goes for "all dressed" potato chips. They probably didn't have enough flavouring for a whole shipment of bbq's, sour cream and onions, ranch and dill pickles. "Fuck it Steve, just mix the whole shit up!'

Now of course these heads of the company didn't want to put thousands, or even millions of dollars to waste just by throwing it out. Who gives a damn about our health? Remember the "anal leakage" warning on the Lays potato chips? Instead, advertise the monstrosity as a brand new limited time offer. Better get it while they last, don't miss this crave.

What if they want you to eat it as fast as possible so the national food board doesn't catch them in the act, since there will be no evidence.

Conspiracy I tell you.

Just like the weather.... but that's another story.

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