BY JOVE!!

the other day, oprah had two guests who fell in love while being victims of "extreme makeover."
now they are looking decent and married to boot. to top things off, the mrs. is expecting a kid.

that's gonna be one ugly hooch!

now what happens when this kid grows up and wonders why mom and dad look so hot but their offspring had a condor nose with no chin and broken chinaware for teeth??

sure there is a glimmer of hope (ie, angelina jolie, who has two bugly parents), but it's not always that two wrongs make a right

now keep in mind, had the two remained ugly, would they have married each other? (cause you know jolie's parents just did so for the money; he's an ugly movie star and what better way to publicize his image than by marrying the creature from the black lagoon) I HIGHLY DOUBT IT!!!

the dude would have tested his luck and gone out in the world to find a hot blind chick, or gone travelling throughout the world to find an indigenous tribe that finds no-chin people as royalty and highly attractive. hence therefore crowning him KING of the no-chin worshippers.

but no, ABC just had to step in and ruin what "could have been"